Fabric Freshener Gifts

Washing machine

Washing Machine

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Great Perfume!"

Quilting Bee.

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

The Moth Menace.

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

Objets D'Angst

'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations, became savvy consumers, the lived reasonably contented forever after'

'You're an Archeologist right? So why don't you go and dig in OUR garden for a change!'

One man and his dog odour spray.

'I know times are hard, but at least we should make an effort to keep the office smelling nice.'

Stitches.

'The Temptation of Antonio, Fashion Designer.'

Sew...

I'm afraid we are talking more of a puce, than a genuine indigo!'

"Heh...some crazy customer...wanting a pine tree air freshener...delivered."

"Is it just me or is there something wrong about an air freshener called, 'Fresh Air'?"

'Hmmm. Pungent.' - 'You might want to leave it for 5 minutes!' - 'Hello?! Emergency services?!'

'Well Mr. Managing Director, this air freshener of yours doesn't seem to be working very well.'