Fabric Freshener Gifts

Washing machine

Washing Machine

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Great Perfume!"

Quilting Bee.

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

The Moth Menace.

"Why don't I go brush my teeth."

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

Objets D'Angst

'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations, became savvy consumers, the lived reasonably contented forever after'

Stitches.

One man and his dog odour spray.

'I know times are hard, but at least we should make an effort to keep the office smelling nice.'

'You're an Archeologist right? So why don't you go and dig in OUR garden for a change!'

'The Temptation of Antonio, Fashion Designer.'

Painting Buddies.

No caption. (Pine tree air fresheners hang on the reindeer's tails as they pull Santa's sleigh).

Sew...

I'm afraid we are talking more of a puce, than a genuine indigo!'

"Heh...some crazy customer...wanting a pine tree air freshener...delivered."

"Is it just me or is there something wrong about an air freshener called, 'Fresh Air'?"