Fabric Protector Gifts

The Moth Menace.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

"You were right. It's a mess."

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'You''ll just have to accept the fact that they're more concerned with their furniture than with you.'

'Remember the good old days when he wasn't allowed on the furniture?'

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

Couch on stilts so cats can't scratch it

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

"That’s it! Start my own business and make exoskeletons for squishy bugs everywhere."

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

'I don't care how smart he is, he's not allowed on the furniture!'

"Sorry, but until I update the antivirus software, I want to be sure you don't click on any attachments again."

"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"

'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'

"Enough of this. Let's go shred a sofa."

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

"Trimmed, but not so much that I can't claw up the furniture."

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

EPA guards Flower

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

'In this district, Constable, you can't be too careful!'

'I'll put these signs around our pond... Clever hey?'