Fabric Protector Gifts

The Moth Menace.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

"You were right. It's a mess."

'Remember the good old days when he wasn't allowed on the furniture?'

'You''ll just have to accept the fact that they're more concerned with their furniture than with you.'

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

Firemen keeping their fire under control.

Couch on stilts so cats can't scratch it

"Sorry, but until I update the antivirus software, I want to be sure you don't click on any attachments again."

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

'I don't care how smart he is, he's not allowed on the furniture!'

"...P.S. Stay off the furniture!"

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

"That’s it! Start my own business and make exoskeletons for squishy bugs everywhere."

'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'

"Enough of this. Let's go shred a sofa."

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

'In this district, Constable, you can't be too careful!'

EPA guards Flower

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

"Trimmed, but not so much that I can't claw up the furniture."

I hate it when you cry, Al. Because it makes you sad? Because it stains the naugahyde.