Cloth Protector Gifts

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Japanese Whaling

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Hell No Kitty

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Save the termites.

Grass huggers.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"I worry what kind of cat food we're going got make."

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

A misery of mole hills

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"At least we don't have to worry about intruders now we have a dog."

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

Who am I kidding?

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

'Drop the can opener!'

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

Rabbits $5.

The Moth Menace.

We need a new project right now!!! What's the rush? Eco Club. The ice caps are melting, gas drilling is poisoning our water. It's an emergency! Plus

'Keep your money - fix the water.'