Cloth Protector Gifts

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Japanese Whaling

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Grass huggers.

Save the termites.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

"I worry what kind of cat food we're going got make."

"This one I feel like protecting, the others I don't."

A misery of mole hills

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

"At least we don't have to worry about intruders now we have a dog."

Who am I kidding?

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

'Drop the can opener!'

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

Rabbits $5.

The Moth Menace.

'Keep your money - fix the water.'

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