Air Freshener Collector Gifts

No caption. (Pine tree air fresheners hang on the reindeer's tails as they pull Santa's sleigh).

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

A gap between the solar panels

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Great Perfume!"

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

cayetana de alba

"What pheromone are you using?"

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

I'm your biggest fan.

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

Canal No. 5: Vagrance

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."

"They're in charge because God gave them more can openers."

"Whore of Babylon?"

'It was a personality clash form the very beginning. My perfume versus his after shave!'

Fox Operated Fan

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

"I no longer worry about my new car getting dinged in the parking lot."

"I'm in way over my head"

'I think we need some more baking soda, dear.'

'He'll love this one. It has the scent of a baseball glove.'

Vacuum Packed snack.

"Do you have one called date?"

Coffins - Fins on a Coffin.