Sanitizer Collector Gifts

Art in Pandemic Time.

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Shampoo.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Flu vaccine.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

A gap between the solar panels

Criminal Germs

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Wash and Go...to hell...

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

computer trick with teapot and cup

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'I think we need some more baking soda, dear.'

"Do you want me to leave the water in?"

'Wash 'n' Gauguin.'

The Chinese Year of the Rat

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

Miscommunication

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

'Let's keep it clean'

Rapunzel being thrown dandruff shampoo.

"You better hurry up and get in the queue!"

Hand Sanitizer in Restaurant

Giraffe, having been sprayed by 'Spot Remover' has no splotches.

The dark side of hand santizer

Sanitizer

"Whoops! – Autopilot."