Personal Hygiene Collector Gifts

Drugstore signs - 'really gross stuff...'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Shampoo.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

The Brothers Grime

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Shaving

New Twenty Blades

Woman applying makeup

"More concealer?"

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

Team medic spraying deodorant

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

Wash and Go...to hell...

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Now wash your hands.

Beauty Products - for women, and for men (exactly the same, but with turbo added).

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Bath tube with human feet.

Bill Jones - Bill Jones w/out makeup

"Still having some problems with the halitosis Mr Bobbins?"

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'