Personal Hygiene Collector T-Shirts

Drugstore signs - 'really gross stuff...'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Shampoo.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

The Brothers Grime

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Shaving

New Twenty Blades

Woman applying makeup

"More concealer?"

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

Team medic spraying deodorant

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'This is where I keep my gum.'

Wash and Go...to hell...

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

Bath tube with human feet.

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

"Still having some problems with the halitosis Mr Bobbins?"

'Okay, but if you hadn't made me eat my vegetables, I wouldn't need to brush my teeth!'

Beauty Products - for women, and for men (exactly the same, but with turbo added).

Bill Jones - Bill Jones w/out makeup

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Now wash your hands.