Hand Sanitizer Collector T-Shirts

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Shampoo.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Flu vaccine.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"They were built during a pandemic."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

Batman - Face ID

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

A gap between the solar panels

Masquerade

A Masked Ball

Criminal Germs

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

"No more Dr Nice guy"

Cat Mask

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

Wash and Go...to hell...

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'