Hand Sanitizer Collector Pillows

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Shampoo.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Flu vaccine.

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"They were built during a pandemic."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Masquerade

Batman - Face ID

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

A gap between the solar panels

A Masked Ball

Criminal Germs

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

"No more Dr Nice guy"

Cat Mask

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

Ok, now I know why the other superheroes wear masks.

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Wash and Go...to hell...