Sanitizer Decorator Pillows

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Flu vaccine.

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Christmas Craftwork

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Criminal Germs

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Decorating a column.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

"I'm not taking any chances!"

'Tell dad he did a lousy paint job.'

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"I guess they really are permanent."

Now Selling - All-these-houses-look-alike-but-it's-what-you-do-with-them Acres.

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket