Sanitizer Decorator Pillows

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Flu vaccine.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Criminal Germs

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Christmas Craftwork

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Tips for a green Christmas by Indian Wild Animals.

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

Decorating a column.

Ernie loves to decorate his Christmas tree. He starts by untangling and testing a string of lights. Every year he makes new popcorn and cranberry garlands. He has to find the right spot for each family heirloom ornament. Now, should I finish it off with Johnny Depp or Beyonce? Ernie has his own idea about putting a star on top!

"I'm not taking any chances!"

'If we're 'a team', how come I have to do all the painting?'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'Tell dad he did a lousy paint job.'

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"I guess they really are permanent."

I'd love to wallpaper our bedroom, but it's too expensive. Not necessarily. Teddy wallpapered his entire room. What?! D�cor. For the cost of a few dozen movie magazines. And a fortune in scotch tape. Rolling Stone.

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket