Disaster Decorator Pillows

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

"Hello?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

My boat

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

A botched home improvement job.

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

'My hubby is unusually handy about the house. . . unusual in that, he is always the problem to the solution!'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

'Oh no. Another major decision on what sort of HVAC system to install?'

Volcano and plane