Diy Disaster Champion Pillows

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Wallpapering 4

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

My boat

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

A botched home improvement job.

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox