Decoration Disaster Lover Pillows

Santa turns on a light and the Xmas tree catches fire says 'On no!'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

My boat

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

A botched home improvement job.

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'