Decoration Disaster Lover Pillows

Santa turns on a light and the Xmas tree catches fire says 'On no!'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

My boat

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

A botched home improvement job.

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

"It may not be the hardwood floor we were hoping for, but it's SO much better than that hideous carpeting!"

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'