Personal Hygiene T-Shirts

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

"So that's their survival technique. They was their hands!"

Nit Lotion - "Reconnaissance pictures clearly show the enemy's chemical stockpile."

Old Man Cutting Toenails.

Team medic spraying deodorant

The Brothers Grime

Shape up

"I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over the smell of your breath."

Always knock. The secrets of male grooming are best kept that way.

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

How Tortoises Bathe.

Son, our cat has a condition called 'Excessive Grooming Syndrome.' Too bad it isn't contagious.

Belly button fluff. Just one of those things, or something really useful?

"It's better for the environment not to shower everyday."

Captain Flouride.

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

"Keep your toenails short and they're fine."

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

Beauty Products - for women, and for men (exactly the same, but with turbo added).

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

Shaving

'Good lad - you've stopped biting your nails!'

Middle aged cat trimming his whiskers.

'I liked the bit about fiscal integrity and transparency - what I didn't like was his personal hygiene.'

'Superman does too take baths!'

Clown's bath has clown feet.

"I was once addicted to soaps. I'm clean now."

"You need a haircut and a shave."

Bob was in the middle of his big presentation when suddenly, without warning, his deodorant failed.

Those nose was always last picked.

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.