Hand Hygiene T-Shirts

"Did You Wash Your Hands?"

"Are your hands clean?"

Whack-a-molecule

"I guess they're short-staffed."

Wash your hands

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Brothers Grime

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Bathing the dog

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Humans are strange."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Hand sanitizer

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Wash your hands

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'