Hand Hygiene Gifts

"Did You Wash Your Hands?"

"Are your hands clean?"

Whack-a-molecule

"I guess they're short-staffed."

Wash your hands

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Brothers Grime

Bathing the dog

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Humans are strange."

Loofah Lady

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).