Oral Hygiene Gifts

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

Licensed to drill.

'Is this your first time?'

'Are you SURE that tooth's not bothering you?'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

'We call her 'the Plaque-inator'. She takes on the tough cleaning jobs. . .'

The Toothless Fairy

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

"I want you to floss at least once a day."

The mysterious process by which people and their toothbrushes start to look similar.

'Does your tooth still ache?'

Costco Floss

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'Good lord, Gerald-is that mint gum?'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

'Yes, it is true four out of five dentists recommend that particular brand...Lucky for you, I'm that one who knows better.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

Acme Party Floss

Teeth with Braces.

'I see he's still self conscious about those braces on his teeth.'

"Skip the Hygiene Video, just pick my teeth."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

Do you have health insurance?

'That's not the one I wanted pulled.' - 'Be patient, I'm coming to it.'

"Whoopsy."

'It's a guest tooth brush!!! You're not the only guest we've ever had, Dale!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'We've had problems finding a NHS dentist too.'

'I'd sacrifice anything for better checkups...except ice cream, candy and cookies.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'I think the dentist recommended brushing between meals dear, not courses.'