Dental Hygiene Gifts

A Brush with Death

Duck visits the dentist,

Dentimony.

"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Crocodile reading 'The Right Way to Floss."

To save money in these tough economic times, Betsy recycled the family's dental floss.

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'Okay Mr. Anderson - if I could just have you open wide and - man! You have bad breath!'

"Uh oh! This is my least-favourite part of the day."

"He won't listen to me. Tell him the benefits of flossing."

"My friend Janet brushed all the time and her teeth STILL fell out. She was only six!"

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

"I hope she doesn't notice that I forgot to floss."

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

"I have a piece of broccoli stuck in my teeth? How embarrassing!"

'Only plaque I ever got was from forgetting to floss.'

Joe's Brush With Death.

Car cleaning.

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal toothpaste you're using.'

'Brush your key's teeth before you go to bed. Grind your keys, and the world grinds with you. Stick a key in your pillow for good luck ...'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

Adventures in Flossing

"It's not called bad breath anymore. It's breath behaving badly"

"Would you like cotton candy flavor, bubble gum flavor, or just accepting that, regardless, this is going to be incredibly unpleasant?"

Man cleaning teeth of fighter jet with a giant toothbrush.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'