Dental Care Gifts

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

"She's definitely had work done."

Man's dentures hold cigar.

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'

"Before I forget, Detrick, here's the dental plan."

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'Is this your first time?'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'My teeth are all my own. They cost me a fortune.'

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

'Relax, Mr Frobisher.'

After installing a set of braces, Dr, Ortford went through a thorough quality-control procedure,

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

'We call her 'the Plaque-inator'. She takes on the tough cleaning jobs. . .'

Floss-ty the Snowman.

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

"Just relax!"

"If you really know what your doing...why do you need to practice?"

Patents - "Frankly I'd say it's a slightly elaborate way to use dental floss."

Costco Floss

'It looks as though you have a severe case of gum disease.'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Early Dental Floss.

'Does your tooth still ache?'

'We're testing a new drill-free laser system. YOu won't even need Novocain.'

The extraction.

Family Dentistry: 'Floss properly, or we tell your kid who the tooth fairy really is.'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."