Dental Care Gifts

"She's definitely had work done."

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"Before I forget, Detrick, here's the dental plan."

'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'Is this your first time?'

Bob would learn the hard way that dogs are color-blind.

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'My teeth are all my own. They cost me a fortune.'

'Relax, Mr Frobisher.'

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"If you really know what your doing...why do you need to practice?"

'Someone must have called him yellow again.'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Just relax!"

Costco Floss

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

'It looks as though you have a severe case of gum disease.'

Patents - "Frankly I'd say it's a slightly elaborate way to use dental floss."

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'We're testing a new drill-free laser system. YOu won't even need Novocain.'

'Does your tooth still ache?'

Family Dentistry: 'Floss properly, or we tell your kid who the tooth fairy really is.'

The extraction.

'That's better. The little scraper was giving me a hand cramp.'

"Gee, this is like pulling teeth."

"Great canines!"

'Did you ever notice that Grandpa grinds his teeth when he sleeps.'

'Yes, it is true four out of five dentists recommend that particular brand...Lucky for you, I'm that one who knows better.'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'