Dentistry Gifts

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"She's definitely had work done."

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

Dentimony.

'You don't trust me, do you?'

'This is going to be a level three.'

Frosty was now regretting having had his teeth whitened

"The tooth has to come out anyway, no reason why we can't have a little fun."

At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.

'This is going to be a level three.'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

'My teeth are all my own. They cost me a fortune.'

OBSOLETE: Any really expensive state of the art equipment you bought last year.

'Stupid gag reflex.'

'Dude, you really need braces.'

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

'My phone is wireless and my laptop is wireless. Next week the dentist takes my braces off and I'll be wireless.'

'You have got to be kidding.'

Nurse, check if Mr Burgess paid for his last filling, or will I have to extract it from him.

'Did I touch a nerve?'

'The anesthetic should be strong enough, but I've put this on just to be on the safe side.'

"This may hurt, so I'm going to sedate your wallet."

Godzilla's Dentist.

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'Ready?'

"Braces? I'm just not comfortable with all that metal in my mouth."

Dentist straps man in so he can't escape.

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

'Oh dear.'

'Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas.'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'