Dentistry Gifts

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"She's definitely had work done."

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

Dentimony.

'This is going to be a level three.'

'You don't trust me, do you?'

Frosty was now regretting having had his teeth whitened

The Hockey Puckey

At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.

"The tooth has to come out anyway, no reason why we can't have a little fun."

'I can assure you our x-ray procedures follow very strict health and safety guidelines.'

'This is going to be a level three.'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'My teeth are all my own. They cost me a fortune.'

OBSOLETE: Any really expensive state of the art equipment you bought last year.

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

'Dude, you really need braces.'

'Stupid gag reflex.'

'My phone is wireless and my laptop is wireless. Next week the dentist takes my braces off and I'll be wireless.'

'The anesthetic should be strong enough, but I've put this on just to be on the safe side.'

'Did I touch a nerve?'

Nurse, check if Mr Burgess paid for his last filling, or will I have to extract it from him.

'You have got to be kidding.'

"Braces? I'm just not comfortable with all that metal in my mouth."

"This may hurt, so I'm going to sedate your wallet."

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

Godzilla's Dentist.

'Ready?'