Dentist Gifts

To help emphasize good oral hygeine inkids, Dr. Remford installed a dental floss zipline in his office.

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"She's definitely had work done."

A Brush with Death

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?"

'Here's your family dental plan.'

Man's dentures hold cigar.

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

"I'm just here for the dental."

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

Duck visits the dentist,

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'

"Before I forget, Detrick, here's the dental plan."

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

Licensed to drill.

'Is this your first time?'

'Just to be on the safe side, let's start with an x-ray of your wallet.'

Dentimony.

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'This is going to be a level three.'

"Really, Kevin! You'll ruin your teeth!"

Frosty was now regretting having had his teeth whitened

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

'What sort of filling do you want?'

Lawyer to client: 'I'm afraid your claim to have chipped a tooth on the Swiss cheese has too many holes in it.'

The Hockey Puckey

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

Please be gentle. I have a very low threshold for pain.'

"I'm afraid your dental plan does not cover tusks."

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'