Dentist Gifts

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"She's definitely had work done."

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?"

'Here's your family dental plan.'

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

A Brush with Death

"I'm just here for the dental."

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

Duck visits the dentist,

"Before I forget, Detrick, here's the dental plan."

'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'Is this your first time?'

'Just to be on the safe side, let's start with an x-ray of your wallet.'

Dentimony.

'This is going to be a level three.'

"Really, Kevin! You'll ruin your teeth!"

Frosty was now regretting having had his teeth whitened

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

'What sort of filling do you want?'

Lawyer to client: 'I'm afraid your claim to have chipped a tooth on the Swiss cheese has too many holes in it.'

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

Please be gentle. I have a very low threshold for pain.'

"I'm afraid your dental plan does not cover tusks."

'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'

At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.

"The tooth has to come out anyway, no reason why we can't have a little fun."

'Are you SURE that tooth's not bothering you?'

'This may hurt a little.'

No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'Let's skip the anesthetic. I study yoga so I think I can transcend-dental-medication.'