Dental Surgeon Gifts

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"She's definitely had work done."

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'This is going to be a level three.'

'This may hurt a little.'

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

'My teeth are all my own. They cost me a fortune.'

'And if you feel any discomfort, text 'ouch' to 555738...'

'Relax, Mr Frobisher.'

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

'Dude, you really need braces.'

'The anesthetic should be strong enough, but I've put this on just to be on the safe side.'

'Did I touch a nerve?'

'Toffee is very bad for your teeth.'

"Just relax!"

"If you really know what your doing...why do you need to practice?"

'Do you extract teeth?'

'Oh dear.'

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas.'

'I haven't brushed or flossed in years because I want to take advantage of my dental insurance.'

'It looks as though you have a severe case of gum disease.'

'I don't care what the orthodontist says, you're not getting braces!'

'Does your tooth still ache?'

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

"Oh, stop whining - you knew this was just a dental practice."

"Couldn't you find one with softer bristles?"

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

'Nothing dentured, nothing gained.'

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