Dental Surgeon Pillows

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"She's definitely had work done."

'This is going to be a level three.'

'This may hurt a little.'

'What's that?' - 'It's in case we have a power failure.'

'My teeth are all my own. They cost me a fortune.'

'Relax, Mr Frobisher.'

'Dude, you really need braces.'

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

'And if you feel any discomfort, text 'ouch' to 555738...'

'Did I touch a nerve?'

'The anesthetic should be strong enough, but I've put this on just to be on the safe side.'

"If you really know what your doing...why do you need to practice?"

"Just relax!"

'Do you extract teeth?'

'Toffee is very bad for your teeth.'

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

'Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas.'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Oh dear.'

'It looks as though you have a severe case of gum disease.'

'Does your tooth still ache?'

'I don't care what the orthodontist says, you're not getting braces!'

'I haven't brushed or flossed in years because I want to take advantage of my dental insurance.'

Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Acme Party Floss

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

Tooth Fairy: Ruined by Dentures and Implants. Please Help.

'You don't do faith healing, do you?'

'Nothing dentured, nothing gained.'

'But you said it was only a small filling.'

The Upcoming Dental Appointment