Dental Hygiene Mugs

A Brush with Death

Duck visits the dentist,

Dentimony.

"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."

Love conquers all, except plaque.

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'Instead of brushing my teeth can't I just chew on one of his dog biscuits?'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

Crocodile reading 'The Right Way to Floss."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"I have a piece of broccoli stuck in my teeth? How embarrassing!"

'Okay Mr. Anderson - if I could just have you open wide and - man! You have bad breath!'

'Only plaque I ever got was from forgetting to floss.'

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

"My friend Janet brushed all the time and her teeth STILL fell out. She was only six!"

"He won't listen to me. Tell him the benefits of flossing."

"I hope she doesn't notice that I forgot to floss."

"Uh oh! This is my least-favourite part of the day."

Flossed in Space

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"It's not called bad breath anymore. It's breath behaving badly"

"Would you like cotton candy flavor, bubble gum flavor, or just accepting that, regardless, this is going to be incredibly unpleasant?"

Man cleaning teeth of fighter jet with a giant toothbrush.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Joe's Brush With Death.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Adventures in Flossing

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'Brush your key's teeth before you go to bed. Grind your keys, and the world grinds with you. Stick a key in your pillow for good luck ...'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal toothpaste you're using.'

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'