Dental Hygiene Enthusiasts Mugs

… and that leads us to the larger question: Why floss? How do we decide to endure the short-term pain of getting between the teeth? After all, the implications of not flossing may wall not be experienced for years. It is, in many ways, a question for our era. Do I know you? But the kiss. Only a well-maintained mouth can deliver the perfect kiss. I'm listening, dreamy stranger.

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Grassy breath?

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

Dentists on Holiday

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'