Oral Hygiene Prints

'Is this your first time?'

'Are you SURE that tooth's not bothering you?'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'

The Toothless Fairy

Costco Floss

The mysterious process by which people and their toothbrushes start to look similar.

'Does your tooth still ache?'

'Yes, it is true four out of five dentists recommend that particular brand...Lucky for you, I'm that one who knows better.'

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

'Good lord, Gerald-is that mint gum?'

Acme Party Floss

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

Do you have health insurance?

Dentist hugs a large tooth

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Skip the Hygiene Video, just pick my teeth."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'That's not the one I wanted pulled.' - 'Be patient, I'm coming to it.'

Teeth with Braces.

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'I'd sacrifice anything for better checkups...except ice cream, candy and cookies.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'We've had problems finding a NHS dentist too.'

'It's a guest tooth brush!!! You're not the only guest we've ever had, Dale!'

'I see he's still self conscious about those braces on his teeth.'

His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'

"Your teeth are fine. But, I'm afraid your gums will have to come out."

'Tartar sauce?! Heaven no. My dentist would kill me.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'