Oral Hygiene Advocate Prints

'I'd sacrifice anything for better checkups...except ice cream, candy and cookies.'

"Your mouth is a disaster. Come back when you're ready to take our relationship seriously."

'Open, please!'

'Don't forget to brush your teeth.'

"That was my dentist ... he gave me some dental floss."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

The Cougher

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Phew! Your breath. What have you been eating?"

Floss Street Vendor

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"Damn these super powers!"

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'