Personal Hygiene Prints

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

"So that's their survival technique. They was their hands!"

Nit Lotion - "Reconnaissance pictures clearly show the enemy's chemical stockpile."

Shape up

The Brothers Grime

Team medic spraying deodorant

Old Man Cutting Toenails.

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Captain Flouride.

Belly button fluff. Just one of those things, or something really useful?

Son, our cat has a condition called 'Excessive Grooming Syndrome.' Too bad it isn't contagious.

Always knock. The secrets of male grooming are best kept that way.

"It's better for the environment not to shower everyday."

"When I told you to change your socks... I didn't mean from one foot to another!"

"I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over the smell of your breath."

How Tortoises Bathe.

"Keep your toenails short and they're fine."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"Don't forget to clean behind your ear!"

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

"Why don't I go brush my teeth."

'Superman does too take baths!'

Clown's bath has clown feet.

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

'I liked the bit about fiscal integrity and transparency - what I didn't like was his personal hygiene.'

Middle aged cat trimming his whiskers.

'Good lad - you've stopped biting your nails!'

Shaving

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

Beauty Products - for women, and for men (exactly the same, but with turbo added).

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'