Feminine Hygiene T-Shirts

New panty pads with wings

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Brothers Grime

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Loofah Lady

"Humans are strange."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Wash your hands

New Twenty Blades

Queen Kong

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

Shaving

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'