Bathroom Hygiene T-Shirts

A guide to paper-free hand dryers.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

The Cougher

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Brothers Grime

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Humans are strange."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Loofah Lady

Hand sanitizer

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Wash your hands

Shaving

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

New Twenty Blades

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.