Bathroom Safety T-Shirts

"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

WC problem.

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Bug Bungy Jumping.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

'Given up on the eco-friendly loo cleaner then.'

"Yes, our cautiousness may be a bit excessive but we do have the lowest litigation rates in the industry."

Mr Meier calendar

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

"Wash and Quo"

Pirate toilet.

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

New Power Shower!

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

'And I don't want you hanging around with that scum from the bathtub!'

The Space Station's Temporary Toilet.

Peeing in Space