Hand Sanitizer Fan Gifts

Cold and flu season: Shoot. Now I've gotta go wash my hands.

First aid in mountains

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

Tortoise polishing his shell

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Science will never find a cure for the common cold, That's all the job security I need,'

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

'It says right here, sir, three times as much iron as other supplements.'

'in the computer model the only side effect was a dry mouth.'

'It was getting mouldy, so I threw it out.'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

"Looks like you're already familiar with the side effects."

Mask Rules

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

"These antidepressants should help with your natal Saturn-Pluto conjunction."

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

"The codeine is ok and the phenobarbital is ok, but the FDA says no to the powdered bat's tooth."

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.