Hygiene Fan Gifts

Washing Face

First aid in mountains

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Wash your hands

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Hairstyles

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.