Hygiene Fans Gifts

Discipline Against Coronavirus Ghost

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Hairstyles

Tortoise polishing his shell

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

A day in the life of a dish sink

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'

'Have you washed your hands?'