Hygiene Fans Pillows

Discipline Against Coronavirus Ghost

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hairstyles

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Tortoise polishing his shell

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'Have you washed your hands?'