Quirky Hygiene Fan Gifts

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

Hairstyles

Tortoise polishing his shell

"We're out of flowers."

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

The Booger.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Sewing Machines in Surgery

Pirate trying on parrots.

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."