Quirky Medicine Fan Gifts

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

Old-fashioned computer

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

"Trepanning for gold"

Obstetrics.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"It might be time to put you on a stronger anti-inflammatory."

Sewing Machines in Surgery

"I'm going to prescribe medical marijuana and sour cream & onion tortilla chips."

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

"Take one three times a day after meals."

"Well it's not so much an ITCH, more a slight irritation, what could it be?"

Be In Need of Transplant Organs?

"I told him 1 tranquilizer every 4 hours, not 4 tranquilizers every 1 hour."

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

Celebrity Yoga.

'Hello Mr. Perkins! Megan the giant leech and I are going to draw some of your blood now!'

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Hospital Sign: Admissions, Outpatient, Drive Thru.

Arnie impressed the babes with his new sundial watch.

"Okay lets close up. Oooh wait...wishbone!"