Vintage Medicine Fan Gifts

Be In Need of Transplant Organs?

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Night Life: L.A.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"Trepanning for gold"

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Sewing Machines in Surgery

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

Sling

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

"He adored that old car !"

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

"Take one three times a day after meals."