Vintage Medicine Fan Pillows

Be In Need of Transplant Organs?

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

"Do you buy cars here?"

Christmas TV...

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Night Life: L.A.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

John Laurie

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"Trepanning for gold"

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'Dauber Micawber'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Rest area - 12 mile.

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

Sewing Machines in Surgery

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Sling

Freak Accident Specialist

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'Gesundheit! You must have an uncommon cold.'

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

"He adored that old car !"

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

You've probably heard of "White Coat Syndrome," the phenomenon in which patients exhibit a high blood pressure level in a clinical setting, even though they don't in other settings. Well, you won't get away with that here.