Medieval Medicine Fan Pillows

'Hello Mr. Perkins! Megan the giant leech and I are going to draw some of your blood now!'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Knighthood being given by the king

"Your remote control, sire."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

Medieval Office Supplies

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"It's the battering classes"

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

Watering can helmet.