Medieval Medicine Fan Prints

'Hello Mr. Perkins! Megan the giant leech and I are going to draw some of your blood now!'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Knighthood being given by the king

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"Your remote control, sire."

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

Medieval Office Supplies

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"It's the battering classes"

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."