Medieval Era Fan Pillows

'I just had a beer with Edward the Confessor - talk about too much information!'

Richard III's Last Dinner.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Early model of baggage claim"

Lessons in Prehistory.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

The Da Vinci Cod

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Knighthood being given by the king

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Your remote control, sire."

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."