Medieval History Fan Pillows

"I'm sorry, there's nothing at the moment for impalers."

"Castle."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'So this is your idea of 'quality father-son time'?'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Lohengrin

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Knight feeding his kids.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

TV jester.

Joust Sharpener

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"What the hell took so long?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress