Medieval Reenactment Fan Pillows

"I hope that's organic produce you're using!"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

A watch face with Stonehenge

The Da Vinci Cod

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Your remote control, sire."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Knighthood being given by the king

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Medieval Office Supplies

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'