Medieval Reenactment Fan Gifts

"I hope that's organic produce you're using!"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Early model of baggage claim"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

The Da Vinci Cod

A watch face with Stonehenge

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Your remote control, sire."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

Knighthood being given by the king

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Medieval Office Supplies