Medieval Fans Gifts

'It's okay, they're with me.'

A knight sits as the receptionist in front of a castle.

"Just a 'K', my Lord. Do we interpret this as an act of war?"

'Inhuman resources.'

"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."

They could just sit on the picnic blanket, but nooo, they have to have the folding thrones. E-Z Throne.

'I don't know Robin. My life is good, I eat well, I sleep at night, but I keep asking myself - am I really merry?'

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

'You'd better have a little talk with him -- he wrote a fan letter to Lady Godiva.'

"That's the wrong one! You've just thrown our chips away."

Warning of Assasination

Jester to king, reading paper: 'Mind if I peek at the comics?'

'Something bothering you, Bjornson?'

'What did you expect Cinderella ? Remember, we are just a couple of animated characters in a children's film.'

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'