Old-fashioned Healthcare Fan Gifts

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Corona Funeral

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Give me your sick...

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

Paramedics.

"Trepanning for gold"

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

Thank you healthcare heroes

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

Doctors Through the Ages...

Be In Need of Transplant Organs?

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

I... Arrrgh... I don't believe in covid 19...

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

"What do I do? He refuses to sleep on his own."

Hospital Sign: Admissions, Outpatient, Drive Thru.

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help!"