Old-fashioned Healthcare Fan Gifts

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Corona Funeral

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Give me your sick...

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Mort, the doctor says you can't get too riled up. It's bad for your heart. Yes, dear. You're not a young man anymore. You're not in tip-top shape. You don't eat well. You're not so muscular. I'm not a fan of your haircut. Nurse!

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

"Trepanning for gold"

Paramedics.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

Thank you healthcare heroes

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

Wait a minute

Doctors Through the Ages...

I... Arrrgh... I don't believe in covid 19...

Be In Need of Transplant Organs?

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

Hospital Sign: Admissions, Outpatient, Drive Thru.

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help!"