Healthcare Fan Gifts

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Corona Funeral

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Give me your sick...

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

Paramedics.

Mort, the doctor says you can't get too riled up. It's bad for your heart. Yes, dear. You're not a young man anymore. You're not in tip-top shape. You don't eat well. You're not so muscular. I'm not a fan of your haircut. Nurse!

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

Thank you healthcare heroes

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

Flying NHS Walk-in Centre

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

You've probably heard of "White Coat Syndrome," the phenomenon in which patients exhibit a high blood pressure level in a clinical setting, even though they don't in other settings. Well, you won't get away with that here.

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

"Your scan showed up a kidney stone, but I've deleted it in Photoshop."

Wait a minute

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

I... Arrrgh... I don't believe in covid 19...

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

"What do I do? He refuses to sleep on his own."

sleeping teeth

Hospital Sign: Admissions, Outpatient, Drive Thru.

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help!"