Healthcare Fan Pillows

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Corona Funeral

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Give me your sick...

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

Paramedics.

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'

Flying NHS Walk-in Centre

Thank you healthcare heroes

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

I... Arrrgh... I don't believe in covid 19...

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

'Okay, you're due for a lube job, fluid levels check and a new ball joint. Oh, skip that...this is my list...'

sleeping teeth

"What do I do? He refuses to sleep on his own."

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help!"

Hospital Sign: Admissions, Outpatient, Drive Thru.

"Okay lets close up. Oooh wait...wishbone!"