Patient Care Fans Gifts

"What do I do? He refuses to sleep on his own."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Corona Funeral

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Give me your sick...

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

Paramedics.

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

Mort, the doctor says you can't get too riled up. It's bad for your heart. Yes, dear. You're not a young man anymore. You're not in tip-top shape. You don't eat well. You're not so muscular. I'm not a fan of your haircut. Nurse!

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

Thank you healthcare heroes

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'Yes, she does need orthotics, but the good news is that you have good health insurance...'

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

Wait a minute

"Your scan showed up a kidney stone, but I've deleted it in Photoshop."

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

You've probably heard of "White Coat Syndrome," the phenomenon in which patients exhibit a high blood pressure level in a clinical setting, even though they don't in other settings. Well, you won't get away with that here.

I... Arrrgh... I don't believe in covid 19...

Good News, You have perfect 20 vision!

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

'I'd like to take some x-rays to determine if there is a problem or if you're just being a big baby.'

Hospital Sign: Admissions, Outpatient, Drive Thru.

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help!"

Scalpel.